
In addition to these lights, he also has one of those huge nylon blow up snowmen in his backyard.
Some of these lights blink, some do not. Nothing is even. Too many colors. Ugh. I can't wait for him to undecorate.
We finally have presents under our tree, too. I told Brian he had to wrap my presents in different wrapping paper than I wrapped his in....sooooooo he got some Maker's Mark holiday wrap in the mail the other day and now my gifts are festively decorated with paper that has little bottles of bourbon in the shape of snowflakes with matching bourbon bottle gift tags. Thanks, honey.
Example: Just Plain Shitty
No straight lines, no patterns, no consistency, too many characters - maybe I have a small case of OCD, but this is unreal.
Example: Uneven Blinkers
I do not have a picture for this.....however, put on your imagination cap.....picture a house with 5 strands of lights strapped to the gutters - and only 1 strand is blinking. Picture a tree with 3 strands of lights wrapped around it - and 2 are blinking faster than the 1. I have no problem with blinking lights in general, but pull it together and have the blinking make sense...or move into a trailer.