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Thursday, September 10, 2009

Brian has baby-phobia

This weekend, my cousin-in-law, Katie is coming to visit for a few days with her 6 month old baby Noah! I can't wait to finally meet Noah and spend some time with Katie, but Brian is officially afraid of the baby.
Our conversation last night:
Me: Maybe you can watch him and Katie and I can go get pedicures or something if she wants
Brian: NO NO NO NO. I don't know how to care for a baby.
Me: The number one rule is don't shake him. And change his diaper.
Brian: No. Not doing it.
And.....apparently, babies "can't" go to restaurants....our IM conversation this afternoon:
gina_nardi: how does chophouse sound for tomorrow night?
Brian Rogers: fine but the baby cant eat there
Brian Rogers: do you just bring the baby its own food?
gina_nardi: dude, the baby doesnt eat steak
Brian Rogers: i know
gina_nardi: yes, you just feed a baby milk or baby food
gina_nardi: it's not like we're going to order rack of lamb for the baby
Brian Rogers: weird
Brian Rogers: i might
Brian Rogers: i can get leftovers
gina_nardi: oh my god

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